Monday, April 26, 2010

What I learned from the HS buy-election — Art Harun

APRIL 26 — Okay guys. The by-erection is over.

As many of you might notice, I am a history freak. I just love history. I don’t know why. But one thing for sure, I like to look at how people behaved or acted before so that I could learn a lesson or two from them in order to enable me to predict how people will behave in the future. I think that’s part of the reason why I love history.

I also learned that the Chinese people don’t give two hoots to the Barisan Nasional or MCA. To them, the BN or MCA can do or say what they like and they just could not care bloody less. If Pakatan Rakyat had put a chimpanzee as a candidate, the majority of the Chinese people would vote for that chimpanzee. Even if Chua Soi Lek was the challenger.

Then I learned that the Indians however are a predictable lot. They would follow whatever the Barisan Nasional say. Even if Umno rejected their own party’s preferred candidate, the Indians would still support BN. MIC had wanted Palanivel. Local Umno boys preferred Mugilan. Umno head honchos put in he-whose-name-is-truly-1Malaysia. And the Indians still supported him.

The next thing I learned is the fact that Hindraf is now more complicated and dynamic than middle-east politics. They have right winged Hindraf. Then the left. Then the right-leftist and also the left-rightist. Then they have the true Hinfraf. Also the true right, left, right-leftist as well as the leftist-right. Which makes all the other Hindraf, whether right, left, rightist-right and leftist-right untrue. Then they have the extreme right, which in other word is known as right-right Hindraf. As well as left-left Hindraf.

I don’t even know who they support. Or whom they are against. I think they should change their party’s name to HUH?DRAF instead.

This buy-erection has also taught me that Ibrahim Ali is, at the very least, mildly schizophrenic. One minute he wears an Independent MP hat. In this mode, he is an independent MP who is not aligned to anybody or any party. The next minute, he is the Perkasa leader. In this mode, he fights for the Malay rights, kiss his short Keris in public and waves it about town.

Sometime he fights for Islam, or so he says. Of course he forgets that under Islam, human beings are all equal and the only thing which differentiates people in the eyes of God is piety and how he or she adheres to His wishes.

Then he went to Hulu Selangor and campaigned for Kamalanathan, whom, the last time I checked was not a Malay. On this, Ibrahim Ali said he was in Hulu Selangor not as Perkasaleader but as an independent. Now, if he was an independent who is not aligned to anybody or any party, why was he campaigning for the Barisan Nasional’s candidate? Didn’t that make him aligned to the BN?

Apart from Ibrahim Ali, I also learned that Kamalanathan is also probably a schizo or a very forgetful boy. When Nasir Safar made some statements which he (Kamal boy) deemed racist, he shouted and screamed on his blog that “the authorities should take the strongest possible steps by charging him with sedition.”

However, during the bye-erection, he refused comment when asked about Nasir Safar. Not only that, he mentioned that Perkasa’s fights for Malay rights is a-okay by him. And this coming from an Indian, who, in the eye of Perkasa, is “second class citizen.” Classicus confuse-ious.

In the same blog entry, he also proclaimed that “I think I am more Malaysian than he is.” But when he was asked whether he is an Indian first or Malaysian first, if I remember correctly, he refused to answer. (I stand corrected on this as I am writing this purely from memory).

Be that as it may, I am really proud that YB Kamalanathan has mastered and in fact practised one of the sacred act in the Malay culture. That is the act of respecting our leaders and elderly persons by kissing his or her hand. YB, I am proud to call you a brahder Bro. And you speak Bahasa Melayu well too. Even better than Zaid Ibrahim. If we ever meet YB, I expect you to kiss my hand okay. After all I am older than you.

Hulu Selangor bai-elecsyen had also given me a peek into the Malay Muslim psyche. Alhamdulillah. And that is, alcohol is a big no no. Yea. Nope. Alcohol consumption is a sin. A very big sin. And repentance is not enough to wash you off that sin. Because alcohol consumption my friend, is drunkenly sinful.

You can plunder the country. Commit adultery with children. Commit murder. Commit breach of trust. Have sex with some sex worker from China or where ever. Marry a nice trophy wife without telling your first wife. Lie to your wife. Be a hypocrite all the way.

Yes. But drink alcohol? Wooooo, that’s sinful Bro. It is sinful unless you did it when you are in Barisan Nasional. HUaHAHaHAHAHaHa... kayu!

The next thing I learned is that Mirzan Mahathir is very clever. All the board members of San whatever parent company had wanted to diversify into some other business rather than concentrate in the business of manufacturing and selling beer (although why they would want to do so is beyond my comprehension when they earn a hell lot of pesos doing so) but they did not know how to do so or what to do.

They then brought in Mirzan to help them to diversify. Perhaps they had wanted to diversify into car manufacturing la kot. That’s why. But then again, Mirzan must have been one of the smartest diversification strategist around. Caya lu la Bro. You make me stand proud as a Malaysian.

The most important thing that I learn from the Hulu Selangor be-elektion is that the Chinese would get to see the Prime Minister and demand 3 million clams only if the Barisan wins.

Hmmm...Saiful whatever is better than the whole Chinese community in Hulu Selangor then. Why?

Because he got to see the Prime Minister in his house and there wasn’t even a buy-erection. Oh sorry, I mean, by-election, not erection.

8 comments:

  1. During the Hulu by-election, MCA tainted president was shown the middle finger, indeed some ask for his DVD, even BN's people ask him where are the 8000 MCA votes, in fact they all, BN including MCA people do not want him to show his shit face there, still he did not get it. This is CSL the pornsident too stubborn to face reality that his stained reputation is a liability to MCA as well as BN. With all the humiliation he got form the Chinese community, he can't feel anything and still want to blame others....now what kind of language the tainted president understand???....

    To all OTK comrade,
    The poor support from the Chinese community in the Hulu by-election, establish and prove that the people reject the present MCA leadership...these give you guys plenty of ammunitions...start shooting now.

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  2. Ng Yen Yen is trying to claim credit. Claimed Chinese support went up because of her campaigning.

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  3. I heard two real stories about MCA leaders campaigning in Hulu Selangor that I thought were funny.

    1. Tan Chai Hor.

    There was a large crowd around Ong Tee Keat's 1MCA van on one side of the road. Tan Chai Hor who was on the other was slowing walking across to find out what caused the crowd. When he came near the van and saw Ong Tee Keat' picture, he quickly turn around and run back across the road. His people had to stop the cars on the road to let him run away.

    2. Ng Yen Yen

    Similar to above. When Ng Yen Yen saw Ong Tee Keat's assistant, she mad hand sign asking him to close shop.

    The two stories showed that these people are still afraid of Ong Tee Keat.

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  4. ng yen yen (ringit ringgit) should go back to Raub and clean up that "safe" goldmine.

    Pundekkkkkkkkk

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  5. BN win 1725 votes. 30% or 2,000 MCA votes or 5,000 chinese votes if not vote BN, who will win ? DSOTK'S Kelana Jaya Chief dares to ask PERKASA IA keep his mouth SHUT. New Wanita Chief and MCA WKS - WHY YOU SAY ?

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  6. If i have to choose between soi lek and a chimp, i would vote for the latter.
    Next, Kamlan will kiss your arse, if he can obtain position and benefits. Most of these politcians are the same. In spite of what they say about serving society they only have self-interest at heart.

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  7. No! No! Chimpanzee is Africa mammal, we are ORANG HUTAN from Malaysia can challenger CSL because we are too NAKED.

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  8. This is infact a true sad story in mca If going by what 8.31 state, the whole bunch of idiots and banana just killed off the cockerel that crows, no eye see lah, just let the common folks destroy the party for good

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