Tuesday, November 9, 2010

A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...



Dear Sunita Darling,


I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband, Tiuna Singh


His wife replied...



TINKU KE PAPPA ,

Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:

1. The Milk man Kepala Pu Singh agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man, Gobind Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jagdeep Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...

Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,
Kuchi Kuchi

7 comments:

  1. J4OTK, You are nothing but a racist Chinaman. A definate product of Malaysia's racist vernacular school system and a fine example of BN/MCA. You and that clown WISDOM are both stupid and of a low mentality.

    Woshi Malaisiaren

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  2. it is sad to see J4 and Wisdom degraded themselves and stoop so low just to get support or to make OTK looks good.

    This is the sign of 2 drowning men.

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  3. anon 11:54. At least it is better than supporting that filthy dirty sex crazed president fella.

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  4. Anon322,

    To compare with the worst, you are not seen as good.....OTK is lone ranger. unless he change otherwise he is into oblivion himself.

    OTK may be good as individual but to be leader you got to have to power to bring all together, lacking witch nothing can happen - only Pandamaran and writer.

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  5. Anon 11/10/2010 03:22:00 PM

    We are a fine example of a righteous personality ...we won't waver even we fall. We are the people who make the nation proud...and not those disgusting irresponsible pathetic punks who spew lies with evil intent. They are the nation destroyer.

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  6. bad wedsite..... racist.

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  7. This blog supports all righteous politicians from across the divide . This is a No holds barred blog and all corrupted , tainted politicians shall be exposed and ridiculed , no matter who they are . WHO IS TAINTED, CORRUPTED INTHE SO CALLED IMAGINATIVE WRITING? GET A LIFE YOU PRICK!

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