The Best Malaysian Drama Awards Night
Friday, 20 August 2010 Super Admin
The Information, Communication and Culture Minister, Rais Yatim, will be gracing The Best Malaysian Drama Awards Night at the TV3 auditorium tomorrow night to choose the best Malaysian dramas aired by the Umno-owned television station. The following is the list of nominees and their categories.
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1. The best alternative lifestyle drama award
a) Ahmad Ismail, the ex-Umno Chief of Bukit Bendera, Penang, in ‘Boys to men’ (shot in his apartment in Batu Feringgi in Penang)
b) Kevin Morais, the DPP of MACC, in ‘I’m dreaming of a white Christmas’ (shot in England)
c) Khairil Annas Jusoh, the special aide to the Prime Minister, in ‘Never kiss and tell’ (shot in Seri Perdana in Putrajaya)
And the winner is…
2. The best courtroom scene dialogue award
a) The Karpal Singh sedition trial, ‘ultra virus means insulting the Sultan’
b) The Teoh Beng Hock death inquiry, ‘Have you ever jumped off from a building?’
c) The Anwar Ibrahim sodomy trial, ‘Charged for sex with a duck but evidence for sex with a chicken’
And the winner is…
3. The best double-speak dialogue award
a) Ibrahim Ali for his ‘I am a Director of Vincent Tan’s company because I am opposed to the Chinese controlling the economy’
b) Muhyiddin Yassin for his ‘I support Najib’s 1Malaysia as long as we maintain the Ketuanan Melayu policy’
c) Chua Soi Lek for his ‘The Chinese are not running dogs to the Malays but Umno is the big brother to MCA’
And the winner is…
4. The highest budget drama award
a) PKFZ: RM12 billion and still counting
b) MAS: RM9 billion down and no end in sight
c) Bakun: damn that dam and what was the cost again?
And the winner is…
5. The best comedy award
a) Zainuddin Maidin in ‘Malaysia has erections every five years’
b) Rais Yatim in ‘Okay, I will change my mode’
c) Anifah Aman in ‘Malaysia’s legal system is the most respected in the world’
And the winner is…
6. The leading actor/actress musical award
a) Mahathir Mohamad in ‘It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to’
b) Rosmah Mansor in ‘Girls just want to have fun’
c) Razak Baginda in ‘We all live in a yellow submarine’
And the winner is…
7. The best career comeback award
a) Chua Soi Lek in ‘So you thought I was history’
b) Mahathir Mohamad in ‘Who do you think calls the shots?’
c) Khairy Jamaluddin in ‘The show’s not over till the fat lady sings’
And the winner is…
8. The best script award
a) Sodomy 2: Riding on the same plot
b) PKFZ: The Chinaman as the fall guy
c) Karpal Singh Sedition: I no speakee Inggeris
9. The best drama awarda) DAP : Drama Action Party
10. The best action awarda) DAP : Dramatise Action Performance
And the winner is…DAP for the best Drama Action Party , Dramatise Action Performance awards .
Pathetic J4,
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What a shame.