The arsehole is boss
Thursday, 03 June 2010 Super Admin
Today, I thought I might as well jump onto the bandwagon and also talk about arseholes. After all, I don’t want anyone to allege that Malaysia Today is not keeping up with the latest issue.
NO HOLDS BARRED
Raja Petra Kamarudin
One day, all the different parts of the body had a meeting to discuss who should be the boss.
The brain said it should be the boss because it did all the thinking.
The eyes said it should be the boss because it did all the seeing.
The ears said it should be the boss because it did all the hearing.
The mouth said it should be the boss because it allowed the body to eat.
The tongue said it should be the boss because without it the body would not be able to talk or taste any of the food that it ate.
And so the debate continued with the hands, feet, fingers, toes, neck and all the other parts of the body arguing their case as to why they should be the boss. And the debate went on without any consensus until the arsehole butted in (pun intended) and argued that it should be the boss.
There was a moment of total silence before all the parts of the body rolled on the ground laughing uncontrollably. “You can’t be the boss,” they replied. “You are just an arsehole.”
This made the arsehole very angry and it clammed up and refused to open. Nothing could enter the body through the arsehole, not even a plastic device. More importantly, nothing could leave the body and after a week or so the brain became mushy and could no longer think. The eyes became watery and could no longer see. The ears became zingy and could no longer hear. The mouth, tongue, hands, feet, fingers, toes and whatnot all became weak and could no longer function properly.
By the tenth day the body was at the point of death and all the parts of the body relented and agreed that the arsehole should be the boss. The arsehole had clearly proven that it was the most superior part of the body.
From that day on the arsehole became the boss and ruled over the entire body. And this proves you do not have to be smart to become the boss. You just need to be an arsehole. And Malaysia is living testimony to this doctrine that only arseholes can become the boss.
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One day, a woman went to her doctor to discuss a ‘problem’ she was facing.
“My husband loves anal sex,” she told the doctor.
“So?” the doctor asked.
“Well, is it safe?” asked the woman.
“Do you enjoy it?” asked the doctor.
With a blush on her face and not daring to look the doctor in the eye, she admitted that she does.
“Well, carry on then,” the doctor replied, “as long as you also enjoy it.”
“But can I become pregnant through anal sex?” asked the woman.
“Of course you can,” the doctor replied. “Where do you think politicians come from?”
See how J4OTK posted articles from RPK blogs. Under the pretext of promoting OTK, this blog has become anti-government and anti-BN. It clearly shows how deperate OTK supporters has become of late. They are not only willing to destroy MCA but also BN as long as they think it is a feasible way to revive OTK. This is the mentality of OTK supporters, no wonder OTK fell tragically.
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